Audio Tidbits

All of the music below is up for grabs; feel free to steal it, I did.  If you want to download the shows, go to The MD Show page.

Personal Favorites

Amusement Park - Wally Pleasant
"We went to the amusement park, and then we died."

I'm So Wet

Keep Your Restrooms Keep, Men - Red Lion Gasoline Company

Mary Kay Cosmetics: Inspirational Songs - The Vickaroos

Musical Chairs

My Bathroom - American Standard
This is am much my personal favorite as it is Samantha's.  There you go, Sam.

My Humps - Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette doing her own rendition of that famous Black Eyed Peas song.

My Vagina - April Winchell
A beautiful little piece of music by the one and only April Winchell.  I have one with better quality coming soon.

Sand - G.E. Industrial

Tico Tico - Shooby Taylor
Shooby Taylor aka "The Human Horn"

Weenie Roast

Remix

Bacteria - Jonathan Coulton
A remix of this KFC Employee Training Tape.

Dan Rather Rap - Evolution Control Committee

Eminen vs. Ragtime - Freelance Hairdresser

I Feel Good - Dictionaraoke

I Wanna Be Sedated - Dictionaraoke

I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night - Dictionaraoke

It's A Living - April Winchell
A remix of sound clips from April's radio show on KFI.

Missy Elliot vs. Foggy Mountain Breakdown

O-S-C-A-R

Rub My Roast - Vincent Price

Shut the Fuck Up - Barbra Streisand

Star Spangled Bologna - Evolution Control Committee

Happy Birthday

Birthday Polka - Walter Ostanek

The Birthday Son

Birthday Song - The Gobos

Happy Birthday, Little Pal
I'm sorry.

Happy Birthday - The Arrogant Worms
My favorite birthday song of them all!

Put Another Candle on Your Birthday Cake - Sheriff John

From the Show

Dryclean When You Care - International Fabricare Institute

The Coffee Song [German] - Hildegarde Knef
The Coffee Song sung in the beautiful language of German.

The Coffee Song - Soul Coughing

Laura Ingraham Is A Bitch - Laura Ingraham

Life As A Movie Theatre Manager 1 - Matthew Dickens

Scientology - April Winchell
A little piece that April put together to help the general public understand more what Scientology is.

The Star Trek Theme - Nichelle Nichols
I didn't know this song had words...

Foreign Covers

Bonanza [German] - Ralf Paulsen

Dancing Queen [German]

Dancing Queen [Hindi] - Salma & Sabina
"Mitha Maze Dar"

Downtown [German] - Petula Clark
You'd think they'd have a word in German for "Downtown"...

Highway to Hell [Ukranian] - Vopli Vidopliassova

I Want to Hold Your Hand [German] - The Beatles
"Gib Mir Deine Hand"

Surrey With The Fringe On Top - Marlene Dietrich

Check out a picture of this woman.  If you Google her name, all of her pictures look this way.

The Wall [German] - Vierzhen Stein

Celebrities Who Insist on Singing

Desiderata - Leonard Nimoy

Got To Get You Into My Life - Joe Pesci

I Cannot Answer You - Uri Geller

I Can't Get No Satisfaction - Phyllis Diller
I don't know what's wrong with people, but now I feel a little bit nauseous.

I Can't Give You Anything But Love - Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomel

Kinky Boots - Patrick MacNee and Honor Blackman

People Are Strange - Edward Furlong
You ain't kidding...

Take Your Love And Shove It - Joe Pesci

Thanks Dad - John Tesh
Thanks Dad, for not beating Mom and me too much.

Thank Heaven For Little Girls - Ed McMahon
Hmmm...

Chicken Music

Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens - Phil Harris

The Chicken Song - David Carradine

Chicken Squawk - MDC

Chicken Strut - The Meters

The Chicken Yodel - Kerry Christensen

Funky Chicken

Pickin' Chicken - Eve Boswell

When a Man Loves a Chicken - Bob Rivers

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Chicken

Unclassifiable

Colors of the Wind - Marla Weiner
This is also one of my Personal Favorites!

Downtown - Mrs. Miller

Eres Tu - Jimmy Mitchell

I'll Always Love You - Demo
And yet, I don't care too much for you...

Johnny Depp - Wesley Willis

Joy to the World
Definitely going to be in next year's Holiday Selection.

Mac The Knife - Jimmy Mitchell

Personal Jesus - Johnny Cash

Queen of the House - Mrs. Miller

Yes Sir, That's My Baby - Japanese Jukebox

You Need Me - Demo

Terrifying Christian Music

A Cowboy For Jesus

Ask Jesus - Norma Lee 
"Norma Lee's own made up guitar music"

Diary of an Unborn Child

Drunk Driver - Ferlin Husky

Happy Birthday, Jesus - Little Cindy

Jesus Loves Me - Baby Lulu

J-E-S-U-S

Menstruation Is God's Plan - The Christopher Recordings
I'm even more confused, now...

Premature Ejaculation - The Christopher Recordings
This is so wrong on so many levels...

The 10 Commandments

The Joy of the Lord - Tammy Faye

Then I Start to Yodel - Princess Ramona

Yodeling

Mary Schneider Yodels Classic Overtures - Mary Schneider

Then I Start to Yodel - Princess Ramona

Wing Han Tsang

I Say Goodbye To Love - Wing

It Came Upon A Midnight Crear - Wing

Joy To The Wolrd - Wing

Santa Craus Is Coming To Town - Wing