Moskau!
Enter the Hymen Store!
Two men are scorched and burned!
Kite me a sign!

Moskau!
Don't worry Bill is dead
There lies the toy opened
Indians are high.

They're sucking dick,
Hey, they let you play, son.
If they show up, up, time to be served!
Somebody, hey, hey, look at this ladle!
'Cause I'm going through the hay to your home!

Moskau!  Moskau!
Billy is a handyman!
Porcelain is the surest plan.

Moskau!  Moskau!
Dinah Steeler is too loose.
Castro, it's the time to lose!

Moskau!  Moskau!
Please respect the caviar!
Rangers end up pissed in tar!

Moskau!  Moskau!
Come and dance and love the fish!
Mr. Disco summoned it!

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Moskau!  Moskau!
Don't you think I'm cool in tights?
'Cause it's made of yarn and hide.

Moskau!  Moskau!
Page is in the Naga's Lair.
Dokken yells out "it's not fair."

They're sucking dick,
Hey, they let you play, son.
If they show up, up, time to be served!
Somebody, hey, hey, look at this ladle!
'Cause I'm going through the hay to your home!

Moskau!  Moskau!
Billy is a handyman!
Porcelain is the surest plan.

Moskau!  Moskau!
Dinah Steeler is too loose.
Castro, it's the time to lose!

Moskau!  Moskau!
Please respect the caviar!
Rangers end up pissed in tar!

Moskau!  Moskau!
Come and dance and love the fish!
Mr. Disco summoned it!